Are You Pickleball Obsessed?

Think you're just a casual pickleball player? Think again. We've created the ultimate quiz to measure your true level of pickleball obsession. Answer these 15 questions honestly (we'll know if you're lying), tally up your points, and discover just how deep into the pickleball rabbit hole you've fallen.

The Quiz

1. How many paddles do you currently own?

A) 1-2 paddles (1 point)

 

B) 3-5 paddles for "different situations" (3 points)

 

C) 6+ paddles, each with a distinct personality and name (5 points)

 

D) I've lost count, but my spouse has definitely noticed (7 points)

2. What's your reaction when you hear a "pop" sound in public?

A) I don't really notice (1 point)

 

B) I glance around briefly (2 points)

 

C) My head whips around like a meerkat (4 points)

 

D) I instinctively get into ready position (6 points)

3. How often do you check the weather forecast?

A) When I need to know what to wear (1 point)

 

B) Daily, just to stay informed (2 points)

 

C) Multiple times per day to plan my playing schedule (5 points)

 

D) I have three different weather apps and know the hourly forecast for the next week (7 points)

4. Your dream vacation involves:

A) Relaxing on a beach with a book (1 point)

 

B) Exploring a new city or hiking (2 points)

 

C) Maybe finding a court to play on once or twice (3 points)

 

D) Researching pickleball resorts and tournament destinations exclusively (7 points)

5. How many pickleball-related clothing items do you own?

A) None, I just wear regular athletic wear (1 point)

 

B) 1-3 items (2 points)

 

C) 5-10 items including that hilarious "Dink Responsibly" shirt (4 points)

 

D) My entire wardrobe has been replaced with pickleball gear (6 points)

6. When someone asks what you did this weekend, you:

A) Talk about various activities (1 point)

 

B) Mention playing pickleball among other things (2 points)

 

C) Launch into a play-by-play of your best games (5 points)

 

D) Wait, people do things other than play pickleball on weekends? (7 points)

7. Your phone's photo gallery:

A) Has maybe one or two pickleball pictures (1 point)

 

B) Contains some action shots from games (2 points)

 

C) Is at least 25% pickleball content (4 points)

 

D) Is essentially a pickleball photography portfolio, organized by paddle and outfit (6 points)

8. How do you feel about the word "dink"?

A) It's fine, I guess (1 point)

 

B) I use it correctly in pickleball context (2 points)

 

C) I find it hilarious and use it in daily conversation (4 points)

 

D) I've used it as a verb, noun, adjective, and created derivative words like "dinkalicious" (6 points)

9. Your non-pickleball friends:

A) All exist and are thriving (1 point)

 

B) Are starting to hear a lot about pickleball (2 points)

 

C) Have either started playing or stopped calling (5 points)

 

D) What non-pickleball friends? (7 points)

10. You've tried to convince people to play pickleball:

A) Never, they can discover it themselves (1 point)

 

B) Once or twice when it came up naturally (2 points)

 

C) Regularly, with moderate success (4 points)

 

D) I'm basically a pickleball missionary at this point (6 points)

11. Your internet search history:

A) A healthy variety of topics (1 point)

 

B) Some pickleball technique videos (2 points)

 

C) Mostly paddle reviews and strategy guides (4 points)

 

D) 90% pickleball content, including "is my Erne obsession normal?" at 2 AM (7 points)

12. How do you react to a bad line call?

A) Shrug it off, it's just a game (1 point)

 

B) Feel momentarily annoyed but move on (2 points)

 

C) Replay it in your mind for the next three points (4 points)

 

D) Still thinking about that questionable call from two weeks ago (6 points)

13. Your plans for tomorrow:

A) Various responsibilities and activities (1 point)

 

B) Include some pickleball if possible (2 points)

 

C) Are built entirely around court availability (5 points)

 

D) I'm already on the court waiting for tomorrow to start (7 points)

14. When you can't play pickleball, you:

A) Enjoy other hobbies (1 point)

 

B) Feel a little bummed but manage (2 points)

 

C) Watch pickleball videos and practice your grip (4 points)

 

D) Experience physical withdrawal symptoms and plot creative ways to sneak in a game (6 points)

15. Sounds most frequently heard in your home:

A) The normal hubbub of family life (1 point)

 

B) Complaints to my spouse about how I lost at open play because of my partner (2 points)

 

C) The pop and thwock of my doing wall drills in the garage (5 points)

 

D) Pickleball TV running 24/7 on multiple devices (7 points)

Your Score

15-30 Points: Pickleball Curious You enjoy pickleball, but it's just one of many interests in your well-rounded life. You play occasionally and have fun, but you're not checking court schedules in your sleep. Yet.

31-50 Points: Pickleball Enthusiast You're hooked! Pickleball has become a regular part of your routine, and you're always looking for opportunities to play. Your friends know you're into it, and you might have strong opinions about paddle brands.

51-70 Points: Pickleball Devoted This is serious. Pickleball has become a lifestyle. Your calendar, wardrobe, and social circle reflect your commitment. You speak fluent pickleball and dream of ATPs and Ernes.

71-90 Points: Pickleball Obsessed You've crossed into obsession territory, and honestly? You're proud of it. Pickleball isn't just a hobby—it's your identity. Your family stages interventions, but you're too busy practicing your third shot drop to notice.

91-105 Points: Pickleball Legend You've achieved peak pickleball obsession. You don't play pickleball; you ARE pickleball. Scientists want to study you. Your paddle has its own Instagram account. You've considered legally changing your name to something dink-related. Congratulations? We're here for you with all the gifts and gear your obsession needs.

No matter your score, we've got you covered! Check out our collection of premium pickleball gifts, stylish court gear, and accessories that'll take your game (and your obsession) to the next level. Because if you're going to be obsessed, you might as well look good doing it.

Share your score with us! Tag us on social media with #PickleballObsessed and let us know how you ranked. Bonus points if you're reading this while waiting for a court.