{"product_id":"boycott-dupr-scented-soy-candle","title":"Boycott DUPR | Scented soy candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLight it. Breathe. Remember your rating doesn't define you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Even if it really feels like it does.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet's be honest...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've checked your DUPR way too many times this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd every refresh brings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA number that makes no sense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA drop you definitely didn't deserve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA mild spiral you're not proud of\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's time to log off and light a candle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 The \u003cstrong\u003eBoycott DUPR\u003c\/strong\u003e soy candle is for every player who's done with the algorithm — and ready to just dink in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll actually burn this one:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Gets an immediate laugh from anyone who sees it\u003cbr\u003e✅ Clean, long-lasting scent that actually fills the room\u003cbr\u003e✅ The most relatable gift in any pickleball player's home\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 It's the one they'll talk about at the next game\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe player who's refreshed their DUPR one too many times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a post-match decompression ritual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe pickleball obsessed person who has everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour crew member who takes their rating way too seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% natural soy wax with 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e• Glass jar: 2.8\" × 3.5\"\u003cbr\u003e• Burns for 50–60 hours\u003cbr\u003e• Clean, long-lasting scent\u003cbr\u003e• Sourced and produced in the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Translation: it outlasts your DUPR frustration (probably)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou already know who needs this.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Pickle Crew","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43532394725450,"sku":"5804382_22455","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2548\/6410\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-white-sage-and-lavender-front-69e86147ce297.jpg?v=1776836949","url":"https:\/\/www.mypicklecrew.com\/products\/boycott-dupr-scented-soy-candle","provider":"My Pickle Crew","version":"1.0","type":"link"}